How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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squash squash who squash my ass

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