- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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