- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Yock

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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