Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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