Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Chuck Norris.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Wigan.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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My name is Jeff

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