- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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