An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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baskets

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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jibby jobby

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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