What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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