What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What? Yes.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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