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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

tee hee

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Weed.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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