- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

LIFE :(

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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