A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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women's rights, lol

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

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