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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

You suck big fat slobber

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What? Why?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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