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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

I had a submarine.... once

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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