- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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