Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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