- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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