Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Anti Joke

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