- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Psychics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A man... walks.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

test

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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