knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Replacement Referees

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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