What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what's black and can't swim?

This is not a joke or is it

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

pudding

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

why dont they make black forks

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats worse than a joke? This

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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