An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Safe sex MR

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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