What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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