- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Your mother is average.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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