I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Anti Joke

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