- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A black man walks Into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

KONY 2012

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Samraj.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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