how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your sex life.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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