What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Racial equality.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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