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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Church.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Granny porn!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

i like it in the mouth

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Donald Trump.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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