A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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2 Penises

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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