A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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