Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

your life

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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