- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Nickleback.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Women's Rights

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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