- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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