- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Cripples are lame.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

its all aodhan

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

OIO

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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