Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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womens rights.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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