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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What the hell are you doing?

WHO WANTS SOW????

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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