- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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