- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

The government

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Carrot fingers

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

My three children are three big mistakes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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