- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Penis.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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