How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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