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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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