- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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