Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Wright flyer

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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hi dave

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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