Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Well, there's one way...

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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