- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Yanter, Look it up

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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