- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Women's rights

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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