What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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