- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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