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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

whats 2+2 equal? 4

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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