what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Wanna here a good joke?

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Anti Joke

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