- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

I'm sn otter

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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