What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Bean.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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