- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why was the boy laughing? Because

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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