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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

the holocaust

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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