- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Moral

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Bags of delicious poop.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there? hope

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