- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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