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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

butt sex

Autism speaks but not really

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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