What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Davey Peterson.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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chuck norris

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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