- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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