- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Womens Rights

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

bryden is a faggot

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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