why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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