- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

ded on boomer and aodddan

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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