- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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