ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What do I hate? people

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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