What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

like most people my age. im 27

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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