- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Bob Saget

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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