6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

once upon a time, it snowed

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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