- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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