Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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DERP

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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