- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

My wife made me a sandwich

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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