- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why did the man die? he had cancer

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

black people are white when i use night gogles

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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