- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

This statement is false.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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