- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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