Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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