koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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knock knock come in!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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