what did the old lady die of old age...

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Black...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Three black men were walking...

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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