My wife made me a sandwich

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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I need to start studying.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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