almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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destiny

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THE GAME

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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